Learning a language can be hard, and mistakes here and there are forgivable. That being said, by the time you reach a certain age it is expected that you at least have a basic grasp of most words, grammar, and figures of speech.
But these people sound like they've been napping through English class since middle school and they prove it by opening their mouth or typing on their keyboard.
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Finally, a woman who loves me for me.
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I never assumed that that word would be messed up.
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What a weird circumstance to come across.
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Throughout history it has been the Catholics who are the converters.
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Your stomach is a Pieces, so that's why it feels mixed up.
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I wouldn't rely on it THAT much.
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That's pretty much how bassists work in most bands anyhow.
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This English is very poor.
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Even worse than the standard rabbit one.
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Perhaps you should join them, or get out of the pond.
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In fairness, he probably has memorized her legs too.
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Nothing triggers me like using the wrong word.
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Any prison will tell you it's very much alive.
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Get this guy on Miss Congeniality.
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Well, it sounds like she was right.
