There’s always that one office party that starts with good intentions and ends in complete chaos. What was meant to be a simple gathering turns into something… well, legendary. The kind of night where boundaries are pushed, secrets are spilled, and the morning-after stories are talked about for years.
From mild-mannered coworkers to party animals with no chill, sometimes the line between “office celebration” and “full-blown rager” is just one too many drinks or one bad decision away.
Ready to relive those unforgettable moments when the office vibe went off the rails? Let's dive in.
1
Toilet Tussle Turns Into All-Out Company Brawl
“Two separate customer service teams from sister companies had a joint Christmas party in Dublin. A spat between two guys in the toilet sparked a full-on brawl, and they ended up kicking the cr*p out of each other.”
2
Peeing in the Parking Lot Turned Into an ER Visit
“A coworker got so drunk they decided to skip the bathroom line and just pee in the parking lot. They ended up falling face-first onto the pavement, hitting their head. A Good Samaritan called 911, and paramedics had to take them to the hospital.”
3
VP Got Drunk, Used the Christmas Tree as a...
“There was a year where the VP got trashed and she started using the Christmas tree as a stripp*r pole.”
4
He Did It with Our Friend’s Mom… In His Gay Boss’s Bathroom
“My best friend got caught f****** our friend’s mom in the bathroom of his gay bosses in a fancy apartment.”
5
What Toys??
“Three people brought s*x toys to the company event, got trashed and laughed so hard they could not breathe.”
6
Too Drunk for a Cab, He Woke Up at a Bus Stop at 4:30 AM
“A coworker got so drunk he was kicked out of the venue before the party even ended. The group usually went out afterward, but he refused a cab. Come Monday, we asked how he got home, and he proudly told us that he woke up at 4:30 AM at a bus stop and just walked home.”
7
Sat in Someone’s Dinner, Ruined His Pants, Called His Wife
“A guy filled his plate, stood up to greet a retired colleague, and while he was gone, a woman put her full plate on his chair. When he sat back down, he crushed the food all over the chair and floor and messed up his pants. He ended up calling his wife to bring him fresh pants!”
8
Company Cancels Christmas Parties Forever
“I worked at one place that stopped having holiday parties after pictures of the higher-ups snorting c0ke got out.”
9
Weird Thing a Manager Said to the Moms’ Club
“At our company party at a bar with event spaces, one of the groups there was a school moms' club. As their event was ending and they were walking out, someone in upper management yelled, ‘Show us your t*ts!’”
10
The Open Bar That Caused $20,000 in Damage
“We had a Christmas party at a fancy hotel in the SLC area, in their ballroom. Things got out of hand with the open bar, and there was about $20k in damages.”
11
Kissed by a Mom, Paid in Cash
“A woman about my mom’s age kissed me at a pub during a dance, then handed me a tenner saying it was a Christmas party dare.”
12
Karaoke Night, Hidden Mic, and Cancelled Careers
“There was a lot of booze, then karaoke, and the whole thing was taped. Two guys filming didn’t realize the camera could pick up their disgusting comments about the women and nasty remarks about others. Some of the women saw the footage the next day and there was major fallout.”
13
Pool Table Groping: When Sales Reps Get Too Friendly
“One of the (straight married male) sales reps groped the b*lls of one of the (straight married male) VPs when he bent over the pool table.”
14
Bad Supervisors
“At my college job, three supervisors got fired for feeding alcohol to underage employees. One, who had never drunk before, ended up barfing on the buffet line. Another got so wasted, he cussed out his team leader.”
15
CEO's Wife Got Drunk and Bragged Right After Mass Layoffs
“The CEO of my wife’s company got drunk during his speech and started bragging about his new Corvette and golf membership, right after laying off 20% of the staff just before Christmas.”
16
The Drunk Dancefloor Confession Heard Round the Office
“My boss was having an affair with a woman in the office. Later in the night, she was streaming drunk and shouted out in the middle of a fairly empty dance floor: 'I'm f****** 'Mr. Boss'!’”
17
Coworker’s Wife Goes Full WWE on the Dance Floor
“A coworker’s wife, started fights with everyone. She followed a young guy onto the dance floor, accusing him of laughing at her, and threw hands. Her husband had to drag her outside. Later, she was so drunk she couldn’t stand and tried picking fights with both her husband and a bouncer.”
18
Married & Wild
“One married woman hooked up with four young lads, and there was a lot of cheating, drinking, and drugs.”
19
Three Men, One Storage Room, and One Very Awkward HR Meeting
“A woman and three men were caught in a storage room at the party. I had to witness the HR meeting, pretty hard to keep a straight face. They got warnings and were banned from future parties, but it was kept quiet.”
20
This Office Party Turned into Die Hard (Literally)
“It was great until a group of lads showed up and held us hostage. Then, out of nowhere, this American cowboy appears, grabs a machine gun, crawls through some vents, and ends up pushing the ringleader off the roof.”
21
Leaving a Smelly Present Under the Christmas Tree
“At my friend’s office party, everyone got trashed on free wine from 5pm. The next morning, someone had p00ped under the fancy Christmas tree in the lobby, a total office mystery since it wasn’t a dog and there were toilets nearby.”
22
Caught in the Urinal… on Camera. Viral for the Wrong Reasons
“At a factory party with about 1,000 people, two employees were caught having s*x in a urinal; someone even filmed it and the video went viral around the factory.”
23
Doing What on the Pitch??
“Two members of staff drunkingly decided to have s*x on the half way line on the pitch. Our company was banned for life from having events there again.”
24
Caught Peeing in the Ladies' Sink by the CEO’s Wife
“A guy who wasn't in the door a month was caught p*ssing in the sink of the women's jacks, by the CEOs wife.”
25
Passed Out and Peaced Out Forever
“The girl in front of me in the ladies’ loo queue had passed out and p00ped herself on the floor. She didn’t come back to work on Monday.”
26
Manager Stuffed in a Bin: Sometimes, Justice Wears Work Boots
“A few years ago, one of the managers was being a j*rk (I wasn’t there, but that’s what I heard). One of the guys, who’s built like a giant, had enough and literally picked the manager up and stuffed him in a bin.”
27
She Hooked Up Five Times and Left Like a Legend
“At a party, one lady got frisky, hooked up with five different guys in one night, and returned to the party each time. Eventually, her co-workers stepped in and blocked her. She came back to work on Monday, quit, and was never seen again.”
28
We Just Left Together… But the Rumors Showed Up First
“A co-worker spread a rumor that I hooked up with a colleague just because we left the party around the same time. It didn’t cause issues for me, but it did for her.”
29
Drunken Duel Over Mordor: A Lord of the Rings Throwdown
“Two lads got thrown out by bouncers as they started arguing and getting aggressive towards each other. Found out the next day that they were arguing about Lord of the Rings.”
30
Main Street Melee: The Staff Night Fight That Became a Legend
“At the office party, two co-workers (one of them was the boss’s son) ended up fighting on Main Street. When asked about it later, one just said, “staff night fight.” The term stuck, but it didn’t cause any lasting issues.”
