Welcome to the internet’s attic, that dusty corner where past photos hide, praying nobody remembers the hair, the poses, or the questionable Photoshop decisions. Today we’re cracking it open like a time capsule stuffed with regret.

Think emo-era selfies taken with the emotional intensity of someone who just discovered eyeliner. Think that one weird guy trying to get girls online like he’s auditioning for a cologne commercial that absolutely does not exist. Think early Photoshop disasters where girls swore their eyes really looked like that, they just had surgery.

These are life lessons. They’re proof that the past should sometimes stay in the past… but we’re bringing it back anyway. Grab your popcorn, brace your dignity, and let’s dive into the greatest collection of “Why did I EVER post that?” moments in human history.