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Never let a good crisis go to waste. At least that what the heads of PR and Marketing firms believe anyway. And well, in true 'we're just like you' fashion, Chevron tweeted out their support for the peaceful transition of power, the very foundation of which American democracy rests. And yeah we can dunk on Chevron for it, but that's too easy. What's hard is driving an extra few miles to fill up on Shell because your favorite brand of gas is run by 'Leftists'.

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LOL! This is your brain when you belong to a CULT. Okay, Mindy, no one cares.

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"I'm a child and I make decisions based on my fragile emotions!"

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So Chevron is a local gas station?

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Or they're globalist's enemies? Either way, it is nice seeing the other side stand up against Big Oil, no matter how ill-concieved.

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Oh, and Chevron wasn't the only one to raise support for our democratic institutions. Bill Cosby took a moment to address the country as well.