Couple Advertises "Post Pandemic Orgy" and Horny Folks Line up for It
It's always horny in Philadelphia.
Published 5 years ago in Funny
If the thought of a "post pandemic orgy" sounds like a bad idea, you're not alone. But if it sounds like a good idea, you'd find a lot of people eager to agree with you as well. This week, a couple in Philadelphia decided to organize a mass orgy to take place when quarantine protocols are no longer in effect. Anyone can submit an application to PanPhillyOrgy@gmail.com and be comforted to know that refreshments will be served. But the funny thing about this is that people have been asking for a post pandemic orgy ever since the quarantine started. Basically the day after it went into effect in the U.S., horny folks have been itching to do the dirty in a big puddle of mud. What follows is a full timeline of overt horniness showing how badly quarantine has made people want to partake in group sex. If you'd like something to refresh your palette and forget all about this nonsense, don't click here.
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This flyer is for the real orgy that will take place in Philadelphia once the pandemic is over. Avengers costumes optional.
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