Every December, before the eggnog even chills, a miracle happens under fluorescent lights. Walmart becomes a snow globe of pure holiday chaos. Tinsel meets tire aisles. Caroling meets checkout beeps. And suddenly, everyday errands turn into front-row seats for the most American Christmas show on Earth.

You’ll spot Santa debating cereal prices. A pickup truck rolls by wrapped head to tail in Christmas lights, blinking like a disco with wheels. Someone slides past in reindeer slippers, antlers bobbing, totally serious, like this is exactly how the season should be handled.

And that’s the magic. It’s loud. It’s weird. It’s Walmart. This is a holiday parade of weird mixed with the excitement that Christmas brings. Slide by slide you’ll be laughing and maybe thinking about wearing something like that yourself.