People have finally started spilling the tea on whatever happened to “the smartest kid in school”; you know, the human calculator who finished tests before you found your pencil. The kid who won every spelling bee, science fair, and probably a few games of Jeopardy in their sleep. Back then, teachers whispered their name like it belonged in a museum. The rest of us just hoped they’d remember us when they cured something important.
Now the years have rolled by like a mixtape you forgot under the car seat, and everyone’s comparing notes. Did that brainy legend become a rocket scientist? A novelist? A hermit with 14 cats and a garage full of unfinished inventions? Or did life pull a plot twist big enough to make the guidance counselor gasp?
Grab your popcorn, your readers, your sense of nostalgia. These stories go places you won’t expect and some you’ll definitely recognize.
1
Responsible Guy
"He is the head civil engineer for a major city."
2
The Arts Won
"He got a neuroscience degree and became a singer/stage actor. Med school was their plan B, and they didn’t need it."
3
Well I Think Both Things Relate
"He got a chemistry degree and became a professional musician."
4
So Like Space Stuff, Right?
"He is a PhD astrophysicist at Johns Hopkins."
5
Classic
"The smartest person I went to high school with became a surgeon."
6
Kinda Awesome
"He got a PhD and became a rocket scientist."
7
He Really Made It
"He's a mechanical engineer for an oil & gas company now, with a nice new home and a beautiful family."
8
He Became Smart Thanks To Her
"She married me, which I guess makes me the smartest person I went to school with."
9
He Went For His Dream
"After graduating from college (some science/engineering degree), he strayed from his parents’ plan for his future and became a poet and actor."
10
Super Brain
"He became a dentist at, like, age 23."
11
Still a Nerd
"He's a super nerd at the PNW National Laboratory."
12
Shhh!
"She's a Harvard professor."
13
What Happened, dude?
"Jobless, grows pot, and posts wild conspiracy theories to his socials."
14
No Biggy
"Last thing I heard was they got a neuroscience degree at Oxford."
15
Graduate
"He graduated from MIT."
16
Still a What?
"She’s a board-certified pediatric surgeon with more awards than I can even begin to understand, and she’s still a mega b*tch."
17
Wine Crazy
"Owns a vineyard in California."
18
Cat Lady
"She's a veterinarian. It isn’t easy to become a vet, but she aced it. Never married and lives alone with her cats and dogs."
19
Living The Dream
"He is single with a doctorate, traveling when their job allows."
20
He Made It
"He is married, has several kids, and a strong, respectable career."