Some people age like fine wine. Others age like they got lost in the cellar and came out emotionally thirty years older. Then there are these people, the ones who don’t remotely look their age. They walk in and your brain short-circuits. “Wait… how old are you?” becomes a dangerous question, right up there with politics and cholesterol.

Take Gillian Anderson. She’s been the same age since the Clinton administration. Timeless. Ageless. Possibly powered by black coffee and strong boundaries. Then there’s Millie Bobby Brown, who somehow looks like she’s already exhausted by Hollywood, taxes, and the concept of brunch.

These are the people who wreck small talk and shatter timelines. Too young? Too old? Who knows anymore. The lesson is simple: birthdays lie, faces freeload, and time is doing whatever it wants.