Greed, the original “can I have yours too?” energy. It's that insatiable itch for more, even when you already have way too much. And while philosophers write essays about it, we'd rather just show you the faces people make when they're deep in it.
These photos capture greed in all its over-the-top, eye-twitching, hand-rubbing glory. You’ll see that moment when corporate went full greedy, people went selfish or just wanted everything for themselves: no shame, no subtlety, no sharing. It’s human nature on full display, and honestly, it's kind of hilarious. Because let’s face it: we’ve all had a greedy moment or two (yes, even you with the “just one more fry” hand).
So look out and scroll through this photo parade of pure, unfiltered, extra-large greed. It's dramatic. It's ridiculous. It's totally relatable. And best of all? It's not yours.
1
Perfectly Good Food, Thrown Out with Precision
Supermarkets dumping meals like it’s sport, while people go hungry 20 feet away.
2
"You don't understand. We're SO hungry"
They probably ordered all the fries McD's was selling, someone think about the children and their happy meals!
3
When Your Parking Strategy Is Pure Chaos
Who hurt you? Actually, never mind, we already know it was you.
4
Now With 30% Less Protein and 100% More Lies!
Shrinking the powder, raising the price. Blame inflation, not the exec’s yacht.
5
This Popsicle Is Having an Identity Crisis
Strawberry shortcake bar forgot the “shortcake” part. You’re just licking sadness.
6
Spot the Oreo! (We’ll Wait)
Burger King shake before vs. after inflation. What’s next, imaginary flavor?
7
Love Is Temporary, But Full Price Is Forever
Valentine’s Day balloons still full price in March. The romance is dead and overpriced.
8
Find the Missing Donut: Limited-Time Mystery Game!
6-pack with only 5 donuts. It’s not a factory error, it’s a lifestyle.
9
"Hi, I’m Your Airbnb Host, Please Fund My Retirement"
Asking for tips… after you cleaned, vacuumed, and bought your own toilet paper.
10
I Park Therefore I Am… the Worst
One car, two spots, infinite entitlement.
11
“We Took One Out So You’d Appreciate the Rest More”
Juicy Fruit pack missing one gum. Retail therapy, now with less therapy.
12
Would You Like to Tip Your Robot Today?
Self-checkout wants a tip now. It also wants your soul, but that’s next update.
13
Cramped, Coal-Covered, and Still Underpaid
Belgian coal miners packed like sardines, so the bosses could drive bigger carriages.
14
Corporate Lunch, Now Featuring Two Atoms of Meat
Tiny ham. Tiny cheese. Big bold flavor of betrayal.
15
We Enlarged the Box to Fit Our Greed
Colgate packaging: a masterclass in disappointment and deception.
16
Subway: "We Made It Bland On Purpose"
No herbs. No cheese. Just sadness and bread holding hands.
17
Scalpers Ruined Happy Meals, Just Like They Ruined Joy
McDonald’s pulls toys because grown adults can’t behave.
18
Yummy All For Me!
This chipmunk went full greedy, but as least it looks cute.
19
“For $7,000 a Month, You Too Can Be Lightly Poked”
American healthcare: four pokes, one invoice, zero shame.
