If the Grinch ran Christmas, it wouldn’t smell like pine and cinnamon. It would smell like regret and warm beer. The lights would flicker like a bad decision, and the carols would sound suspiciously like a police siren in the distance.
Then come the photos. Santa holding a screaming child who looks like he’s seen things. A Christmas tree decorated with crushed beer cans, tangled lights, and pure confidence. And yes, Santa halfway down the chimney, clearly using it as a bathroom. These are cry-for-help postcards.
This is Christmas unleashed. No rules. The Grinch didn’t steal Christmas. He gave it beer money, a camera, and absolutely zero supervision.
1
Santa Holding Two Crying Babies
Even Santa has reached his noise limit.
2
Someone Carrying a Christmas Tree on the Subway
Holiday spirit, rush hour edition.
3
Santa Getting Arrested Again
Christmas is stressful. Santa snapped.
4
Santa Using a Computer at the Library
Googling “How to erase naughty list emails.”
5
Santa on a Motorbike
Sleigh in the shop. Midlife crisis on two wheels.
6
Santa Riding on Top of a Rhea
Budget cuts hit the reindeer hard this year.
7
Santa Being Arrested
Turns out breaking and entering is still illegal in December.
8
Drunk Santa Partying With Girls
The North Pole clearly has no HR department.
9
Santa Arrested While Drinking
Naughty list: confirmed. Mugshot: festive.
10
Santa Using a Chimney as a Toilet
This explains the coal. All of it.
11
Santa Posing With a Woman
Hohoho… and HR will hear about this on Monday.
12
Scary Santa Holding a Crying Baby
This photo will resurface at therapy someday.
13
Plunger Christmas Tree Sitting on the Toilet
The bathroom said: “I can do holidays too.”
14
Toilet Paper Stacked to Look Like a Christmas Tree
A seasonal reminder of the great shortages of our time.
15
Christmas Tree Made of Plungers
Festive, functional, and deeply unsettling.
16
Wooden Box That Says “Mary Krismas”
Spelling is optional when the sentiment is slurred.
17
Beer Can Christmas Tree Next to the Toilet
Because hydration and decoration go hand in hand.
18
Christmas Ornament Made Entirely of Beer Cans
Handcrafted with love, regret, and a six-pack.
19
Beer Cans Hanging on a Christmas Tree
When holiday spirit is measured in empties.
20
Another Beer Can Christmas Tree
Same tree. Fewer memories.