Back when photos took effort and shame took time, nobody worried about “going viral.” You snapped the pic, shrugged, and lived your life. Big hair happened. Bold makeup happened. Bad decisions happened after 9 p.m. What didn’t exist was an army of strangers ready to screenshot your soul and store it forever. Innocent times. Dangerous times.
Then came the moment. The girl with makeup so heavy it could qualify as drywall. The guy crying like his heart just got repossessed. And the Photoshop disasters… Those are something else.
Now here we are. Older. Wiser. Still laughing. These photos pop up like uninvited guests from the past, reminding us the internet has a memory sharper than your mother-in-law. It doesn’t forgive. It doesn’t forget. It just smiles… and hits “share.”
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Bathroom Selfie
Why is she red?
2
2000’s Style
There’s a reason we left Y2K in the past, this just confirms it.
3
Scary Make Up
It’s like the reverse of a raccoon.
4
Public Bathroom Pic
Always wait till you’re alone for the selfie.
5
Surprise on the Back
The cat didn’t care about his photo.
6
No Make, With Make Up
Maybe don’t do make up, never again.
7
Goth Selfie
The hand pose it’s killing me.
8
Prom Dude
Imagine opening the door to go to Prom and looking at this…
9
The Guy Who Got Kissed By The Sun
Or maybe the sun tried to end him.
10
Mom and Her Doll
They look the same… awkward.
11
Big Lips
What’s wrong with her?
12
Photoshop Disaster
When daddy won’t buy you that phone so you’ve got to get creative.
13
The Selfie No One Asked For
He’s staring into your soul, and now you won’t be able to sleep at night.
14
Wild Make Up
Someone teach these girls a little bit about make up so one has to see this again.
15
Clown-ish
She put that clown make up on and thought about posting it to ruin your day.
16
White Eyes
When you don’t want to look dead but now look like scary.
17
Goofy Granny
Million faces, not one is something we want to see.
18
Crying Selfies
Probably his first and only girlfriend just left him for his friend.
19
Teenage Man
He’s trying to look like a teenage girl, but looks like the scary uncle.
20
A Girl Can Do Both
I don’t even wanna think about the caption she wrote for this…
