Step right up, folks, and prepare to witness the greatest compilation of decision-making failures known to the digital world. We are entering the exclusive exhibit where common sense not only took the day off but also appears to have ghosted the entire dimension.
If you find yourself asking: "Is that person seriously doing that?" or "Did they think this through for even three seconds?", congratulations, you're experiencing the intended effect. Here we celebrate the baffling human actions and, sometimes, mechanical error. It is a glorious montage of solutions that are infinitely worse than the original problem, shortcuts that guarantee disaster, and efforts that are fundamentally misdirected.
These photos stand as monuments to sheer, unadulterated absurdity, proving that sometimes, the hardest thing to find is an ounce of good judgment. Get ready to laugh until you weep for the state of global planning.
1
Thin Door
Bet you don't wanna go through that after lunch.
2
The Vertical Sandwich
Sometimes you just want a little change.
3
Typewriter Dude in a Laptop World
Go back to the '80s, man.
4
Beer Dad, Pregnant Mom
Definitely NOT man of the year.
5
Projector Boy Takes Over
When your game addiction goes too strong.
6
Long Limo
Some cars are long. This one is midlife-crisis long.
7
Broken Mirror Fixed with Old Phone
When your iPhone it's just too old so you use it as replacement.
8
Vintage Car with AC
Real man sweat in their cars, not this dude tho.
9
Not a Door Handle in Sight
Security upgrade by someone who charges by the bad idea.
10
Boat in a Car Parking Lot
Somebody misread ‘park and sail’ again.
11
Is This a Kitchen or a Bad Office?
How do you even do that?
12
Microwave Mailbox
USPS but make it 1987-garage-sale chic.
13
Helmet Protecting the Hair
This hair took too long for him not to protect it.
14
Guy Using a Plastic Tray as Subway Face Armor
Germs fear him. Cafeterias miss him.
15
The Ramen Phone
What's happening here?
16
Baby Operating a Dangerous Machine
OSHA is crying in the fetal position.
17
Man in a Diving Mask at the Grocery Store
He came for food but prepared for Atlantis.
18
Office Chair With a Bicycle Seat Upgrade
Now working it's really bad.
19
Woman Wearing the Most Confusing Shirt Ever Printed
Hope her kids don't read that.
20
Man Watering a Sound Console
Like it's the greenest garden.
21
Guy Standing on a Donkey Fixing Electrical Wires
OSHA stopped reading at ‘donkey.’
22
Boy Drilling Into a Thing on His Leg
He still has both legs. For now.
23
Man Cutting Sparks Straight Toward His Own Thigh
Nothing says confidence like aiming fire at yourself.
24
Girl Cutting Onions With a Plastic Bag on Her Head
Fashion by Tupperware. Protection by chaos.
25
Guy Using a Computer Webcam as a Shaving Mirror
When you have too many brothers in the house.
26
Escalator That’s Just… a Regular Staircase
The budget cuts went crazy this year.
27
A Staircase That Suddenly Becomes a Hallway
Someone didn't want to do their job.
28
Parking Lot Designed by Picasso
Here, every spot is wrong; but also somehow right.
29
Wearing Headphones With His Laptop Stuffed in His Pants
Portable computer? No. Personal heating system.
30
Woman Building a Brick Wall on Her Bed
When you're tired of him taking all the sheets.