Welcome to the most random slideshow you’ll see today. A collection of photos where up seems like down and normal is most definitely out of the ordinary.
Picture a dog riding a bike with the confidence only masters are supposed to have, and the posture of your old gym teacher. Then there’s a man in a pink cowboy hat pedaling a bicycle like he’s late for a rodeo hosted by Elton John. And somewhere out there, a car stuffed, (top to tires), with watermelons, like the produce aisle decided to take a road trip.
These are puzzles with no answer key, sitcom episodes with no script, memories we definitely don’t remember making. Welcome. It only gets weirder, wilder, and wonderfully dumber from here.
1
Man Carrying a Turtle
Slow and steady wins the “What on earth am I looking at?” race.
2
Man Cutting a Cake With an Axe
Somebody didn't put candles on the cake, so now we escalate.
3
Tow Truck Hauling a Tiny Kid’s Toy
Even Barbie’s cars face the cold, cruel consequences of street parking.
4
Car Stuffed Completely With Watermelons
Don’t ask where the driver sits.
5
Person Eating With Three Giant Doll Companions
The reservation was for four, because sanity wasn’t invited.
6
Boy at McDonald’s With a Giant Pillow
Bringing your date to dinner is sweet. Bringing your cushion soulmate is a power move.
7
Animal Costume Person Sneaking
Crime is 90% timing and 10% wearing something ridiculous.
8
Woman Dressed Like a Dog in Underwear
That strange neighbour you don't really talk to.
9
Person in a Tiger Costume Shoveling Snow
Frostbite meets Froot Loops mascot.
10
Police Arresting a Person in an Animal Costume
The only time “beast mode” is a legal issue.
11
Woman on a Horse Approaching a Storefront
Drive-thru? No. Gallop-thru? Absolutely.
12
Guy Eating Dinner in a Strange Abandoned Structure
Fine dining is a state of mind. And possibly tetanus.
13
People Grilling on a Coffin
BBQ so good it wakes the dead.
14
Coffin Decorated With a Frozen Poster
Let it go… a little too far.
15
A Horse Approaches
Medicare does not cover mystical last-minute horse blessings.
16
Guy Smoking on His Couch Beside His Car
He's looking dangerous (or ridiculous, I can't tell).
17
Cowboy in Pink Hat and Long-Toed Shoes
When country roads take you… straight to the disco.
18
Tiny Dog With Its Own Umbrella
The dog is dry. The kids? Spiritually moist.
19
Man Taking His Cat on the Subway
Emotional support lion, now available in housecat size.
20
Dog Riding a Motorcycle
Born to be wild. Groomed to be adorable.
21
Dog Patiently Waiting in a Distanced Line
Following rules better than half the population since forever.
22
Little Dog All Bundled Up at a Bar
He ordered a whiskey, neat. The blanket is emotional support.
23
Dog Doing a Wild Jump
Somebody clearly spiked the kibble.
24
Man Walking His Chicken on a Leash
Early bird gets the worm. This one gets a brisk stroll and judgmental stares.
25
Guy Giving Another Guy Shots on a Bus
Public transportation has never been so… interactive.
26
Women Photographing a Urinal on the Sidewalk
Art is everywhere… unfortunately, so is this.
27
Batman Helping Spiderman Escape
Marvel? DC? Nobody here read the memo.
28
Dog in a Tuxedo at a Desk
He’ll review your résumé after his treat-based compensation package clears.
29
Kid Wearing Pants That Cover His Body
This is what happens when grandma says “You’ll grow into them”.
30
Horse-Head Lovers Locking Lips
Somewhere, a real horse is filing a complaint for emotional plagiarism.
