Welcome to the museum of “Oh please let nobody ever see this again.” A sacred place where MySpace angles were higher than our self-esteem, eyeliner was applied with the emotional force of a power ballad, and every status update screamed: “I’m deep… but also extremely online.”

These pics are digital fossils, perfectly preserved reminders that the internet forgets absolutely nothing. Not your emo bangs. Not your weird jokes. Not that one selfie you uploaded at 2 AM because Fall Out Boy “really got you.”

So get emo. We’re diving headfirst into the pixelated attic of your past, the one you swore you deleted but the universe lovingly backed up forever. Prepare to laugh, cringe, scream internally. Let’s open the vault.