Politician sex face extravaganza
magpieking
Published
04/26/2013
Politicians right before, during or after the sex happens
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Although Angela Merkell is a stubborn lover and as stiff as a board on the surface, she contains a creamy coconut center that only few men have ever had the pleasure of tasting... And surviving. -
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As an android Chris Huhne has never been able to really enjoy sex, but he can still store data that helps him understand why humans do. -
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Right before his last two thrusts he likes to ask the recipient who the Daddy is?If they don't respond with his correct and full answer of: 'David William Donald Cameron' he will make Ian Duncan Smith make them work in a Poundland. -
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Ed Balls thinks sex is funny and dirty.I just said balls. -
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Ed Milliband has never had sex because he doesn't believe in sex before prime ministership.Here is a photo of him after his first wank. -
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Everybody thought this was the face of George Osborne crying at Margaret Thatchers funeral, but in actual fact this is a man with no morals or empathy for human life.Hollow shells of human beings ejaculate from their tear ducts. -
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Michael Gove tries to phone God in his mind whilst he deposits his seed.He's never had an answer, but he has left tons of messages. -
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Nick Clegg always say's he's "Sorry" and then walks away without explaining why or what he's going to do about the mess. -
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Silvio Berlusconi likes to imagine he's a scarab beetle eating dung or fungus. -
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Theresa May enjoys sex as much as most of us would enjoy a fat and aging tribute band to chumbawamba. -
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Tony Blair likes to stoically stare his "victim" in the face before, during and after the ritual. -
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Upon ejaculating Nigel Farage's face slowly sinks down into his chest cavity where he hibernates for up to 4 days. -
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Eric Pickles is an extra dimensional being. Here is a photo Captured by the large Hardon Camera of him sucking in oxygen from another universe during sex. -
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Boris JohnBone is known for his depraved and debauched sexual encounters. He declares to this day that his best moments where had whilst holding Ken LivingBones hand. -
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Benjamin Netanyahu likes to count down from 10 before exploding with the words "Mutually Assured Destruction!" -
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Here is a photo of Hermaphrodite wind whisperer kim jong un.Kim is able to 'Stay real' with the weather and occasionally copulate with small clouds.
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