This Reddit user posted a hilarious NSFW story to the "Today I Fucked Up" subreddit, telling a tale of work drama, boners, and a new fantastic problem-solving method called BTT; Beat Then Think. In the story, he recounts masturbating to help him relieve stress and make decisions with the assistance of post-nut clarity. But that habit becomes a problem once he gets a real job, and realizes he has trained himself to become aroused in stressful situations. All it takes is one ill-timed stress boner, and our storyteller's angry boss makes sure he's out of a job. 

"Almost spit out my coffee," one Redditor commented. "This whole situation is too hilarious." Another reader had advice. "You can't live in post-nut clarity constantly, it's like taking the limitless pill; eventually your body will start to shut down." While there is no way to verify this arousing tale, it's an important allegory nonetheless. There is no quick fix to all your problems like BTT might seem to be. Although as this Redditor says, "If you want to make Beat Then Think merch for some income, you’ve got a whole sub of people willing to buy some." Now that's something to BTT over.