Donald Trump Has an Absolute Dump Truck of an Ass

There has never been a butt so big and smelly, maybe ever.

Published 5 years ago in Funny

There has never been a butt so big and smelly, maybe ever.

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It's no secret that President Trump is a very well-built man. Coming in at six feet, three inches tall, Trump is above average in height, and for someone in his 70's he still has a shocking amount of hair.

But there is another feature of Trump's which gets more criticism than praise, and that's his absolute dump truck of an ass. It's been the point of jokes and memes over the years, but that's because people are just jealous. I mean, what can't the man do?

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His ass is so powerful it blew the hat right off this Marine's head. Does Trump's ass have command of the wind?

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If the election were solely judged on the merit of what each candidate were packing on their behinds, it would be a landslide victory for Trump. I mean, does Joe Biden even have an ass? Because that shit looks flat as hell.

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What an absolute monster he's carrying around with him. No wonder his posture is always so off, that thing must weight 20 pounds!

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It now makes sense why he's always leaning forward at a slight angle. His ass weighs so much, he wears tilted shoes to help him keep his balance. Think about that for a second. And let the wonder of Trump's huge ass consume you.