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10 Absolutely Must Have Items For This Season!

By Peter Pizagalli

Published 10 years ago

10 Absolutely Must Have Items For This Season!
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    You appreciate quality and precision, that’s why you own an eGrip and why you will appreciate the craftsmanship of a wüd skin. Delicately created by miniature lumberjacks, they used their little axes to precisely chop your wrap to fit perfectly around your eGrip. Just kidding, it was done with a laser, but that’s still just as cool. Wüd is available in four real wood choices: walnut, natural, paduak and espresso.WUD premium E-cigarettes – $24.95

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  • 2

    Shoot balls of fire from your empty hands. Pyro’s secret is that the barrels are filled with ‘flash’ paper. A specially-treated tissue paper that burns extremely quickly and is gone in the blink of an eye. Magicians have used flash paper in their acts for decades to get huge reactions from a tiny burst of fire. I can only imagine the things you guys will do with this thing.PYRO Mini Fireshooter – $147

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  • 3

    Ravean Heated Jacket – $89+ These heated hoodies, vests, and jackets are no joke. If you’re miserable in the cold, this heated technology will save you. Back the Kickstarter and get ready to never take this jacket off. A couple of us have tried them out in the office, and the girls literally freak out about how warm they are throughout the day. Check them out for yourself.

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  • 4

    The Little Book of Big Breasts – $10 The perfect little book of breasts. As if you really needed a reason to look. Variety is the spice of life they say. Book includes pictures of naked women so don’t, you know, be surprised when your underage cousin steals it.

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  • 5

    Holiday Fury Christmas Sweater – $27.95 Alright we get ugly Christmas sweaters, but how about serious Christmas sweaters? Nothing says serious like knowing what you really want for Christmas, show everybody what you need with this sweater.

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  • 6

    Luma Dice – $24+ Playing games should always be a fun and magical experience. Our job is to deliver you the most exciting dice for playing all your tabletop adventures! We have turned traditional dice on its head. Each side of dice lights up with different colored lights. The dice itself is carved from a solid block of aluminum and uses an accelerometer to detect motion to turn the lights on and off again when not being used. Whether you’re into Dungeons & Dragons, board games or just a collector we think you’ll love LUMA DICE as much as we do.

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  • 7

    PlayStation 4 skin – $8.95+ At dbrand inc., we use only Authentic 3M vinyl on our PlayStation 4 skins and DS4 controller skins. That means there’s never any adhesive residue left on your device, guaranteed. We are committed to providing our customers with uncompromising quality. You can relax. We only use the highest grade materials on the planet.

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  • 8

    MonoRover R1 – $499 A unique, one-wheel experience. Like a mix between a unicycle and a segway. When it comes to convenience, the R1 (along with the R3) stands alone. Perfect for the daily commute, a tour of the city, or just for pure pleasure, the R1 can take you where you want to go!

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  • 9

    SKLZ Pro Mini Hoop Midnight Hoop and Ball – $34.99 Shoot hoops late into the night with the SKLZ Pro Mini Hoop™ Midnight Hoop and Ball. Featuring an 18″ x 12″ clear, polycarbonate shatterproof backboard and a spring-action, breakaway steel rim, the set offers a durable source of fun for your office, bedroom or dorm. The glow-in-the-dark nylon net and 5″ mini basketball allow for low-light play. Foam-padded to enable quiet play. Door brackets with a slide-on design for easy mounting.

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  • 10

    Aileron Carbon Fiber Skateboard – $275 Using scraps from rockets, 121c boards, turned them into premium carbon fiber skateboards. Inspired by the atomic number of carbon and the hexgonal configuration of carbon molecules this graphic was designed for a sophisticated rider. Designed and fitted with Fireball wheels. This board was made for those who want something solid to work with and something they can count on. The Satellite is a pairing of the “Space-inspired” design with Fireball Wheels. It was developed for the individual who goes their own way, makes their own rules, and creates their own future.

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