We can't be the only ones thinking this, but man do these suits look like total shit. Look at this picture and try and think of one good thing to say about them. You can't right? Because they look lame as shit. How the hell are we going to sit by and let Elon Musk make space boring? They look like if teeth were dentists.

And to make it even cooler, here they are showing up in their Tesla. Are you all okay with this? What is this the NASA red carpet?

Oh, they even had their own paparazzi. If I didn't know any better I'd say this was a photo of our first contact with aliens.

But really, back to the suits. It's like these spacesuits were designed by some dude who's never seen a titty before. It's like someone said okay, how can we make a spacesuit that people can look at and go, "oh yeah, he's a virgin".

"You sure this thing is safe?"