Just when you thought you were safe, here come these uninvited (yet irresistible) jolts of depravity. 

We're talking grocery‑store fantasies, office‑desk daydreams, and jokes so steamy they'll fog your glasses. These posts will sneak‑attack your timeline and leave you giggling like a child — a not-so-innocent one, of course.

Warning: Random outbursts of laughter and thirst are highly likely.