Bad body art is far from a rarity — just look at any 20-something living in Brooklyn — there is something worse than terrible tattoos: Terrible tattoos that tried — and failed — at being hot. 

Whether its extremely top-heavy pinup girls or a giant underboob piece of a massive dildo, bad, wannabe "sexy" tattoos not only serve as a cautionary tale about being really, really sure you want a design on your body forever but are also hysterical. Just take a look at this spectacularly horny bunch. 

From the Cunt of Sauron to a very NSFW take on the state of Pennsylvania, here are 23 spicy tattoos you really don't need to see.