Though it may only be Wednesday, a whole lot has happened before this coming hump day throughout the world. Sure, we know the usual suspects — Boeing planes falling apart, bad drivers being bad drivers and of course, Kate Middleton’s ongoing Gone Girl era — but a whole lot more newsworthy items have been igniting news outlets around the globe.

From annoying hospital beeps quite literally killing people to George Santos deciding to Diva Up and run for Senate in the redemption arc no one asked for — nor will vote for — here are 15 deranged headlines stemming from the past week.