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The 16 Dumbest Things Celebrities Believe

Even with the benefits afforded to them by their fame and fortune, one thing seems to be lacking: common sense.

By Cameron Fetter

Published 5 months ago in Facepalm

Celebrities lead different lives than you and I. They have charmed existences full of galas, luxury, and above all else, money. But even with the benefits afforded to them by their fame and fortune, one thing seems to be lacking: common sense.


Maybe these celebs daydreamed their way through school in order to focus on fame, or maybe they fried their brains with various substances, or maybe they’re just plain stupid. Whatever the reason, these 16 celebrities have some very strange viewpoints about the world. Things that could be easily disproved by speaking to literally a single normal human being.

  • 1

    1x1=2

    Terrence Howard has invented his own form of mathematics and believes that our current theories are all wrong. He says that one multiplied by one equals two. Explaining himself, he says “If one times one equals one, that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two. So, what’s the square root of two? Should be one. But we’re told it’s two, and that cannot be.”

    1x1=2

  • 2

    Crystal energy

    Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham believes that crystals have magical power and energy. She travels with various different colors of crystals to try and induce different effects. She even designed pants that have specialized pockets to carry crystals.

    Crystal energy

  • 3

    The letter ‘M’ is evil

    Axl Rose, lead singer of Guns N’ Roses, hates the letter M. He believes that it brings bad luck, and refuses to go to any cities that start with the letter M. Apparently it’s fine if a city or town just has the letter M in it, but if it starts with that letter, it’s cursed.

    The letter ‘M’ is evil

  • 4

    Hillary Clinton thinks she channeled a ghost

    Hillary Clinton participated in White House séances, and believes that she was able to channel the ghost of former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt multiple times. She believes that she was able to contact Roosevelt’s spirit to get advice for her own career and to give suggestions for the presidency to Bill Clinton.

    Hillary Clinton thinks she channeled a ghost

  • 5

    Pre-chewed food

    Alicia Silverstone shared a video on her website showing her unconventional idea for feeding her infant son. The video showed her pre-chewing her son’s food and then putting it in his mouth, like a baby bird. She believes this helps him digest his food better.

    Pre-chewed food

  • 6

    Black cats are bad omens

    Missy Elliott is extremely superstitious, and believes that black cats are omens of bad luck. If she sees a black cat, she immediately turns around and goes home, no matter where she is or what she’s doing. Sure, this has been a folk belief for a long time, but it's time to leave it behind.

    Black cats are bad omens

  • 7

    The Earth is flat

    Rapper B.o.B. believes that the Earth is flat. He has gone so far as to start a GoFundMe to fund the launch of a satellite to prove once and for all that the planet is not as it seems. The campaign did not reach its goal.

    The Earth is flat

  • 8

    The 16 Dumbest Things Celebrities Believe

  • 9

    Child marriage

    Phil Robertson, the reality TV star of Duck Dynasty, has what you could call an ‘interesting’ view on marriage. He told a crowd of people at the Georgia Sportsmen Ministry that the best time to marry a young woman is when she’s 15 years old.

    Child marriage

  • 10

    Tom DeLonge thinks he discovered alien secrets

    Tom DeLonge of Blink-182 believes that he had a close encounter with an extraterrestrial while filming near Area 51. He spends a lot of time researching aliens, and also believes that the government put him under surveillance because of the information he had discovered. Maybe they're trying to make sure you don't record another album, Tom.

    Tom DeLonge thinks he discovered alien secrets

  • 11

    Britney Spears prevents plane crashes

    Megan Fox has a fear of airplanes, and has an interesting way of solving it that involves singer Britney Spears. She is quoted as saying “I know for a fact it’s not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my headphones when I’m flying because I know it won’t crash if I’ve got Britney on.”

    Britney Spears prevents plane crashes

  • 12

    Coins from a ghostly grandpa

    Emma Stone believes that her grandfather’s ghost contacts her in an interesting way. She told David Letterman that even though she never knew her grandfather, his spirit leaves quarters around her house in random places.

    Coins from a ghostly grandpa

  • 13

    “Promiscuity Drains Creativity”

    Lady Gaga believes that intimacy steals creativity away. She told Vanity Fair, “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my…” Well, I can’t finish the quote. But I think you know what she was going to say.

    “Promiscuity Drains Creativity”

  • 14

    Hollywood hitmen

    Famed nut Randy Quaid believes that a shadowy cabal in Hollywood is hiring assassins to try and kill stars. He calls them “the Hollywood Star Whackers” and believes that they killed Heath Ledger, sabotaged Jeremy Piven, and may be after Lindsay Lohan.

    Hollywood hitmen

  • 15

    Chemtrails

    Kylie Jenner believes in chemtrails, the idea that the government is using airplanes to release harmful chemicals into the sky for nefarious reasons. She even posted a photo to Twitter explaining her beliefs.

    Chemtrails

  • 16

    Scientology

    A list of dumb celebrity beliefs wouldn’t be complete without the biggest one of all: scientology. Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Elisabeth Moss are a few of the celebs who believe in human immortality, the existence of ‘thetans’, and the galactic dictator Xenu, among other insane and often harmful things.

    Scientology

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