The 20 Greatest Job Titles In The History Of Human Labor
Why dream of being a doctor when MILF Commander is an option?
By kilgore9012
Published 11 years ago in Funny
Why dream of being a doctor when MILF Commander is an option?
1
Better than a bride kidnapper, I guess.
2
They can get complicated, okay?
3
Worked my way up from the Potato Mailroom.
5
This is no one-layer, simple affair.
6
How often do you think he says, "They do whatever they want and couldn't care less about you"?
7
A position in which we all aspire to be.
8
Injured by a drunk driver on the moon? Cause we know a guy who can get you the settlement you deserve.
9
He looks more like a disappointed fisherman here, but I'll take their word for it.
10
I think it goes without saying that this guy is everyone's hero.
11
He looks so humble about it.
12
You could say he's a bit of a...wait for it....Smarties smarty.
13
With a mustache to match.
14
Fighting the good fight.
15
I'm surprised more universities aren't looking for these.
16
The court of record for all things shredded cheese.
17
Let's hope the white stuff in the background isn't a product of Trent's handiwork.
18
They can get unruly at times.
19
"Let's get down to business, girl." -- This guy's favorite pick-up line.
20
The new Renaissance man.
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