You think humanity couldn’t get any dumber, yet everyday someone posts something that proves we’re doomed.

More texts of the leaked war plans are being posted, which terrifyingly shows that our country is run by the same methods in which middle-schoolers share gossip. Also, the rapper Future said both his parents “didn’t show up” for this birth, people are trying to figure out how to do home lobotomies, and one girl found out that her best friend was actually just a hunk of literal dog poop.

Every day we weep for the state of humanity, but at least it also makes us laugh.