Thirty two seasons of the
Simpsons is enough to create some hilariously memorable quotes. Over at
r/AskReddit they are discussing their favorites. Here are some of the best!
1
My eyes! The goggles do nothing! -u/ghostdepression
2
Milpool -u/PreviousTea9210
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Scully : This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand? Homer : Yes. Lie detector explodes. -u/ACuteMonkeysUncle
4
"See Marge, I TOLD you they could deep fry my shirt." "I didn't say they couldn't, I said YOU shouldn't. " -u/belgianbeernfries
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"This is the worst day of my life.” "The worst day of your life so far." -u/omgimbrian
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You call that a knife? THIS is a knife. That’s a spoon. Ah. I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before. -u/BettieKat
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Me fail English, that's unpossible! -u/The_Real_Johnny_Utah
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Oh sure, Lisa. As if pork, bacon and ham all come from the same maaaagical creature! -u/Bloedman
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. -u/CitationX_N7V11C
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“Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them." -u/WickedGeisha
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Homer: "Everyone is stupid except me" ...right before he burns his house down. -u/RodeoBob
12
Homer walks out of shower , answers telephone “you’re going to have to speak louder I’m wearing a towel”. -u/Leesider1
13
Gun store owner: “Sorry the law requires a five day waiting period—we’ve got to run a background check…” Homer “Five days? But I’m mad now! _u/deepsea333
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"Hey look! It’s an inanimate carbon rod!” -u/sir_unknowable
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It's like I'm wearin' nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! -u/PhoenixNamor
16
"Damn, Scots! They ruined Scotland!" Groundskeeper Willie. -u/rgrtom
17
I hate every ape I see. From chimpan-a to chimpan-z -u/Jasonadream
18
In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! -u/mousicle
19
"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead." -u/LtLabcoat
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I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you! Grampa Simpson. -u/DrJawn
21
Everything is coming up Milhouse! -u/heelspider
22
“well, excuuuuu-uuuuuse me for having enormous flaws I don’t work on” -u/getwwhatImsaying
23
Oh $20, but I wanted a peanut. -u/karma_dumpster
24
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me". Postal Agent: "Ok Mr. Burns, what is your first name?" Homer: "I don't know." -u/FloBee82
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Kirk van Houten: I sleep in a racing car, do you? Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife. -u/cralle-kween
