For You Lames With No Games!!
By johnhomes213
Published 12 years ago
The Corniest Pick Up Lines Ever
You're like my pinky toe. Small, cute, and odds are I'm going to bang you on the coffee table later.
Guy: "Hey girl, feel my sweater." Girl: "Oh nice, I really like it! What's it made out of?" Guy: "Boyfriend material "
Wanna be my alentine? I'll give you the V later.
Get in the van.
If you were a triangle... you'd be acute one.
Does your left eye hurt ? Cause you been looking right all day
Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine
You like whales? Cause I'd like to hump back at my place"
Do you live in a cornfield? Cause I'm stalking you
