These customers want to bake their cake and eat it too. Actually, that would be preferable. Really they just want to be able to eat the cake you made for free. Some people want more or something extra, or even for free no matter how good of a deal they are getting, they think they deserve even more.
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Also, don't sit outside when it rains.
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Looks good enough to me? Who knocks a free meal?
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How dare they average under one sub per minute?
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Just some complimentary gift wrapping at our local bar.
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Why are you doing a nice thing when other people also want nice things?
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Breast milk in the fridge?
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"It should be the policy that the customer is right when I am wrong!"
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Turns out you still have to pay for things.
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Well obviously now you've given them 2 stars.
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Terry is cool. Be like him.
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They still served this person and they're upset!
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Pre-emptively turn away a bad customer: I like it.
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Economics 101 is a class this person should take.
