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snoop dogg, eat your heart out.

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i'm impressed.

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pwned.

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pwned. (by life)

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nice.

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checkmate, you lose.

8

someone buy this girl a haircut.

9

what murderers reincarnate into.

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Hi-how-are-ya

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tripped

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get a job, hippy.