The Many Uses Of Duct Tape
Featured 06/07/2014
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22 Ways You Could Be Using Duct Tape.
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1. Open a jar
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2. Make sure you don't scratch the floors
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3. Duct tape your friend to a tree so he doesn't steal your beer
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4. And the remaining tape will hold your beer while you watch your friend struggle
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5. And while he's taped to a tree, duct tape his car so it looks ridiculous
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6. If he gets free and chases you, Duct tape your plane and fly away
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7. If you don't like flying, decorate your bike helmet and ride away
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8. After all that mess.. Be a jerk and wrap your girlfriends gift with it.
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9. After you wrap the gift, make a cheap looking label. That way she knows how cheap you really are, and isn't disappointed by the crappy gift.
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10. But she should already know how cheap you are by your crappy duct tape wallet..
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11. You are upset so you spend hours making some duct tape break up flowers..
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12. But before you break up with duct tape flowers, be sure to wear your fancy duct tape suit. Nothing makes a break up easier, than looking like you are wearing a fruit roll up.
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13. After that, you have plenty of free time to help out the wildlife and help a turtle with a cracked shell. You will find Duct tape amazing!
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14. With Duct tape you can even fix space ships like Apollo 13!
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15. Or even make some cool driveway are to scare away the future ladies
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16. You can even spend hours sculpting a landscape that no one cares about..
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17. After your art is done, you can duct tape a long hose to your leaf blower to clean out the nasty gutters.
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18. You will feel gross after cleaning. So breath in some clean air with your ghetto DIY air purifier!
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19. When you're done making your air purifier, take a nice picture of it with your crappy camera. But make sure you tape a nice lens on it to make people think you own the latest and greatest camera.
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20. After you feel proud of your accomplishments and are living the good life. Grab a beer! But first, fix the broken shelves in the fridge with some.. You guessed it, Duct tape!
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21. Drank to much and can't find your phone? Silly.. You used Duct tape and made a ridiculous holder on your leg! Never lose that phone again. Duct tape is amazing. What else can you fix with Duct tape?
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22. Not a clue.. you should probably call a repairman to fix those Ducts and what not..
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