Princess Peach

If you aren’t already cursed with this knowledge, DeviantArt is filled with strange erotic art centered around pregnancy. And Princess Peach is just the latest victim.

In this image, she is somehow about to give birth to both Daisy and Rosalina. We don’t know who the father is or why the children are already all grown up. And, honestly, we’re kind of afraid to ask!

Samus Aran

In many ways, Samus Aran has been eroticized from the very beginning. After all, early Metroid speedrunners were rewarded with the sight of this character in her bikini.

Of course, DeviantArt takes this to the next level. Here, we can see Samus, minus her armor, being kidnapped by some Koopa Troopas. And, creepily enough, it looks like she will soon learn how to “do the dinosaur” when she gets to Bowser!

Bowser

What does it take to make a normal image haunted? Sometimes, it’s just a matter of adding too much detail.

Bowser is a great example of this. At first, this image doesn’t seem too bad. But those pronounced Bowser nipples are sure to haunt you every time you try to go to sleep.

Solid Snake

Sometimes, perversion meets literature over on DeviantArt. And that’s exactly what happened when Snake met Peach.

This is clearly meant to be an Alice In Wonderland homage. But looking at it, we can’t help but wonder if Snake is about to embiggen himself or he chose to make Peach huge. In that case, Roy Campbell is about to scream Snake’s name after he dies from snu snu!

Tifa

Even when the graphics were primitive, Tifa was always a character people remembered chiefly for her big boobs. But this particular Deviant artist chose to go in a different direction.

Rather than focusing on her chest, the artist focuses on Tifa’s feet as they get licked clean by Aeris. Obviously, everyone has their kinks, but we’re pretty sure that Aeris was happy to die because it meant no longer thinking about this image.

Zelda

The fun part of any DeviantArt image is reverse-engineering what the artist’s kink is. And with this Zelda image, there is a lot going on!

Link being shrunk down and (quite literally) mounting Zelda is already pretty weird enough. But the way Zelda is drawn is enough to make the average person want to donate an anatomy book or two to the artist!

Jill Valentine

Poor Jill Valentine has dodged zombies, collapsing ceilings, and some of the worst writing ever put into a video game. But is anything worse than being in this image?

This image is obviously catering to the foot fetish crowd, but it brings up so many questions. Are we meant to believe that Jill was walking through the mansion barefoot? What did she do after the dogs jumped inside?

While the dirty feet pic may get you off, it will sadly never get you answers.

Master Chief

The relationship between Master Chief and Cortana is always weird to ponder. Are they buddies? Lovers? Or something even more?

Of course, none of that complexity comes through in this drawing. Instead, Master Chief reaches for a titty, and then Cortana gloats as his hand passes through. All of this is fairly strange, but we have to admit it is a better story than we got in Halo 5!

D. va

There are certain rules of thumb when it comes to DeviantArt. And one of those rules is that the more details an image has, the creepier it is likely to be.

Just take this image of D. va for example. At first, you just notice the kink factor of her being bound and gagged. Then you notice the board where somebody imagines raising money to sexually assault this fictional character based on user demand.

Honestly, we have never seen an image that makes us simultaneously wish that someone would get a real girlfriend and someone would stay away from women forever. So you have both our congratulations and our condolences.

Duke Nukem

DeviantArt images aren’t always haunting because of the sheer perv factor. In fact, they are sometimes haunting because of how damn hard they make us cringe!

Just look at this image for an example. It combines the played-out humor of Duke Nukem with the 90’s fantasy of seeing Lara Croft’s boobs and tops it all of with a dumb Chuck Norris joke. If this stupid image channeled the 90’s any harder, you’d be drunkenly crying yourself to sleep alone on the prom night of your senior year!