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The Things You Do When You Live Alone

No roomate, no problems.

By Mr_Incognito

Published 10 years ago in People & Lifestyle

No roomate, no problems.

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You watch your favorite "movies" with the volume turned on and then promptly realize why you never did before.

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But ultimately, you know that there's no roommate worth giving up all this freedom for.

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Sometimes, your loneliness gets the better of you...

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Talking on the phone turns into an arduous trek around your living quarters.

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You bask in the glory of getting away with wearing the same outfit two days in a row.

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You find creative ways to get rid of scary bugs

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You make up for the lack of company by having intense conversations with yourself.

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You strongly embrace the five-second rule.

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You are frequently at war with yourself.

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You watch all your favorite trashy TV shows without a single care as to how low your IQ is dropping.

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If you're single, you mingle without any fear of roommate judgment.

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You lie to your friends about why you aren't going out tonight.

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You rarely wear more than one layer below the waist.

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You don't even worry about staying silent late at night.

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You do everything with the door wide open.

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Bodily functions are completed without reservations.

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Your dirty dish situation occasionally gets out of control.

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You spend an irrational amount of time thinking how long it would take for someone to notice your absence if you were murdered or slipped in the shower.

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You spend more time watching movies alone than you do socializing.

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Artificially colored excuses for food are consumed in Costco-worthy quantities.

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You boogie down to all the "horrible" music on your playlist.

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The location of your laundry varies depending on your mood.

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Anywhere becomes a kitchen.

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