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Now, you probably won't get booked for breaking most of these -- except for maybe the nuclear weapons one -- but it's good to know what kind of bizarre stipulations we have floating around in our lawbooks. You know, just in case you're ever planning to keep a donkey in your bathtub.

I mean we're not the only place with weird laws. Weird laws are everywhere. Even inside the volcano-base of our arch nemeses, Planet eBerns -- the bizarro eBaums World from another dimension that is trying to assassinate us all and replace us in this dimension, where the internet still exists.

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