awful, just awful
By actionjack
Published 15 years ago
A Japanese Nerd...is there anything more that needs to be said?
Wouldn't be that way if she had sex more often.
Action shot plus profile pic. Let's save money and use the same pose twice.
No drug testing in the good ol' days. I wonder what he was doing before picture day. Hmmmm
This picture was also used on his Wanted Poster by the police
I think I left my glove over there
John C. Reilly was one helluva pitcher in his day. Shake 'n Bake.
He little kid, do you want some candy?
Nut support on deck
Playing 2B was tough with that snake around his neck
In Russia, baseball hats look like dead possum
Not to be outdone by the Padres, the Cubs adorned their new lids
At least he blocked it, Bill Buckner just let it go through his legs
Used to think that the steroids were supposed to be rubbed in his hair
The Pirates had a pedofile rehabilitation program in the 70's
Cliff Claven had a modest baseball career much like Sam Malone
Weird Al had a small stint in the Big Leagues
The Padres new caps didn't go over well with the players
Being a serial killer on the side didn't matter as long as he could pitch
Suddenly left Baseball to start a company called Microsoft
I want you....to show me the way....every day!
He still led the team in errors this season
Cleveland had a drawing one game where a fan got to actually pitch a game
The headphones in the 70's were a bit bigger than the ones that come with your ipod
He sure does love the home team dugout
Had to sell his Redneck comedy stylings to Jeff Foxworthy after being called up from the minors
I saw him in a Bugs Bunny cartoon playing baseball when I was a kid....1,2,3 strike, you're out!
Won his spot on a major league roster in a raffle.
His unibrow also served as a visor on sunny days
His career was cut short by an arm injury he sustained when talking to his mother for over 2 minutes at one time.
Probably the one time all year his hat fell off, and they used that picture
This was the closest he got to actually hitting a ball all season
