Somewhere between the moon landing and the invention of gluten-free Oreos, Boomers picked up a few habits that deserve a polite tap on the brakes. This is a loving public service announcement for our favorite generation, the folks who survived leaded gas, cartoons without moral lessons, and furniture that weighed more than a Buick.

These are the things Boomers can't stop doing. Like treating Facebook as if it’s the family scrapbook, town hall, prayer chain, and complaint department all at once. Or answering every text message with a phone call, turning simple updates into hostage negotiations. Or enthusiastically resharing AI-generated videos where JFK reviews a crockpot, because “it looked real enough!”

This is calibration. A tune-up. A wink, a nudge, and a reminder that the world has changed and some people haven’t (or maybe they've tried). Click on. This is going to be good.