Its better with time
By wardnate77
Published 11 years ago
Times in one night:At 18: All the times that is physically possible.
At 30: Just being together right now.
At 25: Maybe you guys can live together at some point?
Expectations:At 18: Youll spend the rest of your lives together after this.
At 30: Thirty minutes.
At 25: Fifteen minutes, including the cigarette after.
Duration:At 18: Five minutes.
At 30: In the comfort of your bed.
At 25: Anywhere, and if theres a chance of getting caught, even better.
Where:At 18: In your parents house, hiding.
At 30: Once, but pretty damn mind-blowing.
At 25: Two or three and then spooning.
Foreplay:At 18: Foreplay? Whats that?
At 30: She wants to do it more than him.
At 25: All the time you spend together is for that.
Frequency:At 18: He wants to do it all the time.
At 30: Youve got this.
At 25: Nothing that some alcohol wont fix.
Level of awkwardness:At 18: Almost totally awkward.
At 30: Whatever youre wearing at the time.
At 25: You have the perfect pair of lingerie ready to go.
Underwear:At 18: The faster its off, the better.
At 30: YES PLEASE, ALL OF IT.
At 25: Youve got some tricks up your sleeve.
