Thoughts Every Out-Of-Shape Person Has At The Gym

Marty Mcfly Published 05/22/2015

12 examples of what you were thinking when you first started working out

1.
"I hate this"
2.
When you realize you have to do at least 20 minutes of this crap to avoid looking like a wimp
3.
Why is it so freaking hot? Haven't these people ever heard of an air conditioner?
4.
*30 minutes in* "How long do I need to be here before I can justify spending $45 a month for this membership?"
5.
When you're thinking about venturing over to the ominous looking weight training area with the ridiculously strong people
6.
*Lifting weights* "Can I lift pizza instead?"
7.
Everything hurts
8.
"My abs are on FIRE... I better have a 6 pack tomorrow"
9.
So much regret
10.
*40 minutes in* "Can I go home yet?!"
11.
Tomorrow should be fun
12.
"Should I drink a pre-workout?"

1.
"I hate this"
2.
When you realize you have to do at least 20 minutes of this crap to avoid looking like a wimp
3.
Why is it so freaking hot? Haven't these people ever heard of an air conditioner?
4.
*30 minutes in* "How long do I need to be here before I can justify spending $45 a month for this membership?"
5.
When you're thinking about venturing over to the ominous looking weight training area with the ridiculously strong people
6.
*Lifting weights* "Can I lift pizza instead?"
7.
Everything hurts
8.
"My abs are on FIRE... I better have a 6 pack tomorrow"
9.
So much regret
10.
*40 minutes in* "Can I go home yet?!"
11.
Tomorrow should be fun
12.
"Should I drink a pre-workout?"