Dead customers. Free Kittens. High-speed chases. No, it's not a story arc on CSI, it's day-to-day life for a handful of unlucky pizza delivery drivers. Despite being often dismissed as minimum wage workers (and adult film-plot devices), being a pizza delivery driver is more than just ringing doorbells — just ask the fine folks of r/TalesFromThePizzaGuy.

From landing rare video games as a once-in-a-lifetime tip to getting even with notoriously stiffing customers, here are 20 nightmare delivery stories, as told by our pizza guys.