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It starts off simple enough. A casual mention of military service. And, oh by the way, a Purple Heart and a few other honors earned. How can you...

By kilgore9012

Published 10 years ago in Facepalm

It starts off simple enough. A casual mention of military service. And, oh by the way, a Purple Heart and a few other honors earned. How can you not trust a man who served his country so gallantly?
  • 1

    Medals and ribbons on the same side. Some of the medals and ribbons are the same thing. Not to mention they are all in the wrong order too. I could go on but don't really feel like wasting my time on this bag of ass

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  • 2

    Let's look at the Uniform discrepancies...1.His beret is riding too high 2.He has the wrong 'Bird' as the sea-based Services not Army, the head looks to the Left 3.The glasses look stupid, and unsure if they're considered 'faddish' 4.- U.S. Army is on the wrong side 5.His last name is on the wrong side, and added Rank which is improper.

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  • 3

    Check out this high-speed individual sporting a Special Forces Tab, a Ranger Tab, a Sniper Tab and an EIB Expert Infantrymans Badge, which is kind of concealed behind his lapel in the photo.

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    Fake SGM Gets Called Out By Marines At A Funeral. There are so many things wrong with his uniform... nothing is right... except the color of the fabric.

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  • 5

    Not sure what to say here... Except the Marine Corps has standards. Those standards are being violated in this picture.

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  • 6

    Pretty young for a Master Sergeant. Look at the chest candy on this guy!

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  • 7

    Here's a Sniper with Special Forces, and a Ranger. But he isnt just claiming to be any Sniper, Mark is one of the U.S. Armys Top Snipers. He Also claims to have a Silver Star, a Bronze Star, two Purple Hearts, and the Army Occupation Medal. He has used these claims to receive free items in excess of 1,000, while sporting badges and tabs that he did not earn.

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  • 8

    1. The flash on his Green Beret isn't the authorized flash, it's a store bought replica. 2. The Green Beret crest, pinned upon the flash upon his beret doesn't belong there for an officer. His Major's oak leaf's are supposed to be mounted on the flash. 3.3. His shoulder epaulets are incorrect for a Green Beret officer. 4. His ribbons are not placed correctly they should be aligned to the left, not in a pyramid configuration. 5. His C.I.B. Combat Infantrymen's Badge - the rifle with the wreath should be placed above his jump wings.And these are only a few of the problems with this man's uniform..

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  • 9

    Girls like guy's with medals? They're going to love this guy. He has more flare than a Ruby Tuesday waitress.

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  • 10

    This asshat claimed to be a Marine but notice the uniform. Its a pair of Army Dress Blues. Not only did he claim to be in the military, but hes wearing the uniform of a branch that doesn't belong to the one in which he claimed to have served. He must have spend an entire day in the PX buying all those ribbons, insignia, and badges, which he slapped onto the uniform without checking for proper placement.

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