Types Of Drunk As Told By Disney

Marty Mcfly Published 02/27/2015

23 types of drunk you’ve been at least once, as told by Disney

1.
The "May I please have all the shots" drunk
2.
The "Oh yea this is my jam, clear the dance floor" drunk
3.
The "Let me Subtly adjust my dress" drunk
4.
The I’ve Got to Introduce Myself to Every Single Person Here Drunk
5.
The Wow I Just NEED To Roll Around In This Field Drunk
6.
The My Ex Just Walked Into the Bar, Must Act Natural Drunk
7.
The I Really REALLY Love You BFF, Even Though We Only Just Met in the Bathroom Drunk
8.
The I’m Feeling Sexy AF Drunk
9.
The I’m Just Peeing on the Street, No Need to Stare Drunk
10.
The Did You Just Step On My New Shoes, I Will Kill You Drunk
11.
The I’m Really Amazed By Every Single Thing Drunk
12.
The Yikes, Is That Really My Face Right Now? Drunk
13.
The Oh Shit, Where Did I Leave My Keys? Drunk
14.
The Is This Real Life? Drunk
15.
The Backwards Twerking Wasn’t Such a Great Idea Drunk
16.
The Yeah I Can Totally Walk in a Straight Line, Just Give Me One Moment Drunk
17.
The Stairs Are Really Difficult Drunk
18.
The No, YOU’VE Had Four Bottles of Wine Drunk
19.
The Oh My, Is That McDonald’s Still Open Drunk?
20.
The I Can Barely See Straight But I Must Flirt With This Person Drunk
21.
The Can the Room Stop Spinning Already? Drunk.
22.
The Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Gonna Pass Out for a Bit Drunk
23.
The I’m Really Just Trying to Not Puke Drunk

1.
The "May I please have all the shots" drunk
2.
The "Oh yea this is my jam, clear the dance floor" drunk
3.
The "Let me Subtly adjust my dress" drunk
4.
The I’ve Got to Introduce Myself to Every Single Person Here Drunk
5.
The Wow I Just NEED To Roll Around In This Field Drunk
6.
The My Ex Just Walked Into the Bar, Must Act Natural Drunk
7.
The I Really REALLY Love You BFF, Even Though We Only Just Met in the Bathroom Drunk
8.
The I’m Feeling Sexy AF Drunk
9.
The I’m Just Peeing on the Street, No Need to Stare Drunk
10.
The Did You Just Step On My New Shoes, I Will Kill You Drunk
11.
The I’m Really Amazed By Every Single Thing Drunk
12.
The Yikes, Is That Really My Face Right Now? Drunk
13.
The Oh Shit, Where Did I Leave My Keys? Drunk
14.
The Is This Real Life? Drunk
15.
The Backwards Twerking Wasn’t Such a Great Idea Drunk
16.
The Yeah I Can Totally Walk in a Straight Line, Just Give Me One Moment Drunk
17.
The Stairs Are Really Difficult Drunk
18.
The No, YOU’VE Had Four Bottles of Wine Drunk
19.
The Oh My, Is That McDonald’s Still Open Drunk?
20.
The I Can Barely See Straight But I Must Flirt With This Person Drunk
21.
The Can the Room Stop Spinning Already? Drunk.
22.
The Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Gonna Pass Out for a Bit Drunk
23.
The I’m Really Just Trying to Not Puke Drunk