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We Must Start Following These Simple Universal Rules

The ‘Unwritten Rules’ That We Wish Were Universally Enforced

By MainFeature

Published 8 years ago

The ‘Unwritten Rules’ That We Wish Were Universally Enforced
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    “If a person shows you a picture on his phone, don’t try to go through his fucking camera roll without his permission. As the person showing the picture, slightly enlarge the photo so you have more time to react.” – Wafflecakeandbacon

    We Must Start Following These Simple Universal Rules

  • 2

    “If you’re pissed about something at a store like an item being out of stock, or not getting helped immediately because all the employees are busy, or having to wait one second while an employee checks where something is. Please Please Please don’t throw an adult temper tantrum directly at the person earning $10 an hour who had no control over the situation.” – znoopyz

    We Must Start Following These Simple Universal Rules

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    “You don’t try to look at your neighbor’s junk at the urinal.” – Spektor0925

    We Must Start Following These Simple Universal Rules

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    “If an elevator door is opening make way for whoever was in there first to get out before entering, this really doesn’t have to be pointed out…” – BingoBingo1999

    We Must Start Following These Simple Universal Rules

  • 5

    “Don’t stand two inches from the fucking conveyor belt at the baggage pickup in the airport. When everyone does this, people at the back get left out and can’t see if their baggage is coming.” – ClawTheBeast

    We Must Start Following These Simple Universal Rules

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    “Always leave a one-urinal buffer zone.” – Sumtinkwrung

    We Must Start Following These Simple Universal Rules

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    We Must Start Following These Simple Universal Rules

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    “Don’t assume waitstaff are flirting with you! They are paid to be nice.” – mokita_archetypes

    We Must Start Following These Simple Universal Rules

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    “Are you getting passed on the right? Yes? Cool, get the fuck out of the passing lane.”

    We Must Start Following These Simple Universal Rules

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    “When using a public restroom don’t piss all over the seat.” – -eDgAR-

    We Must Start Following These Simple Universal Rules

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    “Don’t play your music unless.you have earphones. I swear some people have no fucking clue.” – D-Money1999

    We Must Start Following These Simple Universal Rules

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    “If I’m pulling out of a parking space and you plan on parking in that space give me enough room to actually reverse out of that space without hitting your car.” – guest137848

    We Must Start Following These Simple Universal Rules

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    “Your phone can take landscape video. Use it.” – Robtimus_prime89

    We Must Start Following These Simple Universal Rules

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    “Don’t point out things about someone that will clearly make them uncomfortable.. “you have a pimple” “looks like you gained a few pounds” “you need your roots touched up” “is that tooth crooked” (try teaching your kids this before they grow up to become that guy)” – DJesslynngarr

    We Must Start Following These Simple Universal Rules

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    “Have your money (or at least your wallet) out before you get to the checkout.” – Sportywhisper

    We Must Start Following These Simple Universal Rules

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