Reading signs should be one of the easiest thing on the planet, but sometimes you run into one that feels like the person who made it didn’t really think it through. They just had an idea, a dream and the means to make it happen.
You walk past these signs, tilt your head, squint your eyes, and try every single way there is to read it and try to understand what it says but no matter what, it still doesn’t make sense.
What’s left is just pure comedy and chaotic energy, people who did their best and who really tried to give us a headache but gave us a good laugh in the end.
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"IF YOU GIVE CHANCES THEY..."
So don't give chances?
2
"DON’T BEES OPEN OUTSIDE"
Just be careful of bees anyways.
3
"LET’S FIGHT KEEP US CORONA SAFE VIRUS"
Feels like the virus wrote this.
4
"HARD DO HAT NOT AREA ENTER"
A construction zone protected by confusion.
5
"HELLO, THIS IS EVERY BODY..."
Hi every body?
6
"DO NOT BLUE ONTO GYM..."
If we understood the rules maybe we could follow them.
7
"I AM A FREE"
Strong commitment to the message but not the strcuture.
8
"EXTREMELY SLOW CHILDREN"
Guess we're bullying kids now?
9
"EVERYTHING NOTHING MUST HELD"
A sale that's having a full crisis.
10
"DON'T GO KILL VEGAN"
Not living up to the whole "save lives" thing.
11
"I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER"
Powerful but chaotic.
12
"WHAT DO TO I IMPROVE HAVE TO DO?"
To begin with, fix the sign.
13
"H-AIDS"
They were committed to the wrong word.
14
"HE SHE HAVE WE SHIVA"
A CAPTCHA gone wrong.
15
"STOP EARTH THE DENYING IS DYING"
The planet deserves better.
16
"LEAVE LITTER HERE"
I wasn't planing to but ok now I will?
17
"ATTENTION STUDENTS YOU ARE ALLOWED..."
The spacing really makes it even more dramatic.
18
"LEFT NO TURN RIGHT ONLY TURN"
Maybe just close your eyes and hope for the best.
19
"WHERE MIDDLE STUDENTS ARE..."
Seems like the sign skipped class too.
20
"MEN BECAUSE WOMEN"
Exactly what it says.