Welcome To 2014

Featured 12/19/2013 in Funny

For those of you who can't wait a couple more weeks for 2014, ebaums is giving you a sneak peek into the future.

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1. Let's start with what we all gotta buy. Here's a small 3D printer.
2. In 2014, people wearing Google glasses will be referred to as glassholes.
3. 2014 is the year the coalition forces will pull out of Afghanistan.
4. In 2014 Aaron Paul is saying goodbye to his meth days, and switching gears with a Need For Speed.
5. Jason Statham is not switching anything, as he'll be playing the same action driver role in the upcoming Fast 7.
6. Speaking of bald people, 2014 may finally be the year we see a cure for baldness.
7. In 2014, the Polaroid camera is gonna make a come back.
8. And so are classic muscle cars.
9. And this sweet game will be coming out.
10. In 2014, most of your phones will be recharged wirelessly.
11. I don't know what this is, but I put a book on this list to seem smart. It's one of the most anticipated books for 2014. Actually, from the description, it kinda sounds like some Twilight crap.
12. Another sweet game.
13. Dumb and Dumber are coming back next year.
14. This should be an interesting game.
15. SPOILER ALERT. The Seahawks are gonna beat the Broncos at the Superbowl.
16. Big 2014 popcorn movie. I assure you, it won't be as bad as the 1998 Godzilla.
17. In 2014, everyone will have a personal drone with a camera. This is how parents will track their kids.
18. 2014 will be the year of the World Cup. SPOILER ALERT. Brazil beats Spain in the finals.
19. People with an Xbox One will have a lot of fun playing Titanfall, until they turn around one degree and walk away.
20. I'll be back...oh wait wrong movie.
21. Volvo will release its self-driving car in 2014, so women driver can continue to text, do their make up, and read magazines while driving, without crashing every time.
22. 2014 will be the year of the Sochi winter olympics. And as usual, you can expect NBC to completely botch the coverage.
23. 2014 will be the end of the hobbit.
24. In 2014, the US will finally sink a Chinese ship. China will run with its tail between its legs, and learn who's number 1.
25. Another good game.
26. In 2014, you'll wear your smartphone on your wrist.
27. Cool X-men movie mixing the cast of the present and the past.
28. Keyboards will just be a laser light on your desk.
29. Sweet RPG and third person shooting game.
30. This could be a good sci-fi movie, or it could end up being like Contact.
31. In 2014 you could be driving a car like this.
32. Or like this.
33. I'm definitely getting this game.
34. Another big sci-fi movie.
35. In 2014, people will travel in heli-cars.
36. Or in car-planes.
37. But let's face it, we're all waiting for 2014 for this.

1. Let's start with what we all gotta buy. Here's a small 3D printer.
2. In 2014, people wearing Google glasses will be referred to as glassholes.
3. 2014 is the year the coalition forces will pull out of Afghanistan.
4. In 2014 Aaron Paul is saying goodbye to his meth days, and switching gears with a Need For Speed.
5. Jason Statham is not switching anything, as he'll be playing the same action driver role in the upcoming Fast 7.
6. Speaking of bald people, 2014 may finally be the year we see a cure for baldness.
7. In 2014, the Polaroid camera is gonna make a come back.
8. And so are classic muscle cars.
9. And this sweet game will be coming out.
10. In 2014, most of your phones will be recharged wirelessly.
11. I don't know what this is, but I put a book on this list to seem smart. It's one of the most anticipated books for 2014. Actually, from the description, it kinda sounds like some Twilight crap.
12. Another sweet game.
13. Dumb and Dumber are coming back next year.
14. This should be an interesting game.
15. SPOILER ALERT. The Seahawks are gonna beat the Broncos at the Superbowl.
16. Big 2014 popcorn movie. I assure you, it won't be as bad as the 1998 Godzilla.
17. In 2014, everyone will have a personal drone with a camera. This is how parents will track their kids.
18. 2014 will be the year of the World Cup. SPOILER ALERT. Brazil beats Spain in the finals.
19. People with an Xbox One will have a lot of fun playing Titanfall, until they turn around one degree and walk away.
20. I'll be back...oh wait wrong movie.
21. Volvo will release its self-driving car in 2014, so women driver can continue to text, do their make up, and read magazines while driving, without crashing every time.
22. 2014 will be the year of the Sochi winter olympics. And as usual, you can expect NBC to completely botch the coverage.
23. 2014 will be the end of the hobbit.
24. In 2014, the US will finally sink a Chinese ship. China will run with its tail between its legs, and learn who's number 1.
25. Another good game.
26. In 2014, you'll wear your smartphone on your wrist.
27. Cool X-men movie mixing the cast of the present and the past.
28. Keyboards will just be a laser light on your desk.
29. Sweet RPG and third person shooting game.
30. This could be a good sci-fi movie, or it could end up being like Contact.
31. In 2014 you could be driving a car like this.
32. Or like this.
33. I'm definitely getting this game.
34. Another big sci-fi movie.
35. In 2014, people will travel in heli-cars.
36. Or in car-planes.
37. But let's face it, we're all waiting for 2014 for this.