Ahhh, turning 30, the milestone that used to feel like stepping into a “grown-up” club with velvet ropes and a cocktail in hand. Back in the day, hitting 30 meant you were officially adulting: steady job, maybe a mortgage, a reliable record player spinning your favorite Beatles or Fleetwood Mac. You had a landline, not a smartphone glued to your palm.
Fast forward to now, and turning 30 feels like a whole different universe. Millennials and Zoomers might still be calling it a “quarter-life crisis”, but Boomers? You remember it as a rite of passage that shaped the rhythm of your life: family dinners, road trips in station wagons, and mixtapes made with love and a little tape hiss.
So be ready, because the ride from “Then” to “Now” is a nostalgic joyride showing how the past is sometimes better that the now (or even the future). Gen Z, close your eyes; Boomers, clean those glasses. Let's see how much better we were.
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Back Then...
Married, 2 kids, mortgage, and a Sunday lawn mowing schedule.
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Now...
Sharing an apartment with two roommates. Still trying to figure out how health insurance works.
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Back Then...
Stable job, climbing the ladder.
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Now...
Juggling 3 side hustles and a LinkedIn identity crisis.
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Back Then...
Just bought our first home!
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Now...
Is rent supposed to be 70% of my income?
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Back Then...
We’re trying for baby #2!
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Now...
I just adopted a plant and named it Kevin.
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Back Then...
Been married 5 years and matching pajamas.
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Now...
They unmatched me because I asked what their credit score is.
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Back then...
Going to dinner parties every week and PTA meetings.
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Now...
Group chat trying to plan something for 3 months and still nothing happens.
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Back Then...
Planning family vacations to great places.
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Now...
Can’t take time off, but thinking of a ‘mental breakdown retreat’.
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Back Then...
I know who I am and where I’m going.
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Now...
I might be in my soft-launch era, or maybe I’m just burnt out?
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Back Then...
Friday night: Out with the boys, bar hopping, flirting like you’re in a rom-com.
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Now...
Friday night: Alone in your room (or Mom’s basement), wearing a ketchup-stained shirt, gaming until 2AM and emotionally attached to your favorite chip flavor.
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Back Then...
Rocking a beard, had a “signature look” and didn’t care what anyone thought.
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Now...
Do I go clean-shaven softboy, rugged lumberjack, or cottagecore minimalist? Let me check what TikTok says my vibe is today.