Schadenfreude -- it's a funny thing. The pleasure one derives from the misfortune of others. On the one hand, its arguable that only a full-blown sociopath incapable of empathy would enjoy the bad luck of others; on the other hand, examples of people being shafted by the universe like those down below can be a pleasing reminder that we are well and it could always be worse.
So, on that note, go ahead and remorselessly enjoy the worst days of other human beings while you try to forget about whatever deadline's quickly approaching.
1
“My garlic bread caught on fire.”
2
“The ceiling in my in-laws stairwell, and yes, I have ran into it face first on multiple occasions.”
3
“I just finished drinking my cup of tea.. I’m never leaving my tea to drink later on ever again.”
4
“My car did this on my way to school.”
5
“Moving across the country in a few weeks, invited my friends to a farewell bbq. All canceled or just didn’t show.”
7
“My terminal Grandfather just got moved to a senior living facility with a copay of $140/day. This is his TV.”
11
“It was just some butter dude relax.”
12
“After a grueling day at work without food where I had to wait 4 hours for a sample to arrive which got canceled, I come home at 7pm to find all my stuff in garbage bags cause the cleaners my landlord sent cleared the wrong apartment.”
14
“Just baked this cake and ate one piece, came back and the dog licked the icing off as far as she could reach.”
15
“Door handle broke off at the gas station… With the car running.”
16
“Forgot a drinkable yogurt bottle in my car and it exploded..”
17
“I’ve been sitting down on this chair at my grandparents house for 10 years, and it finally gave up on me.”
18
“A McLaren that got hit by a loose truck wheel.”
19
“My customer’s new RAV4 that she waited 3 months for…”
20
“Contractor let his laborer install the hardware (the whole kitchen looks like this)”
21
“Friend notices funky taste in the work coffee. Finds this in the filter.”
22
“Found it like this just when I wanted to go home after school.”
