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The Holidays are here and you don't have a moment to waste. The Catalonia Oversized Hoodie Blanket is the newest bizarre blanket-jacket hybrid that moms will soon be wrapped in at their kids games. You can grab it for sale on Amazon for just $45.99.

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Maybe you're looking for someone a little for relevant? Well, the Woman Yelling at a Cat is sure to be a Christmas party head turner and a great conversation starter. This gift is meant to be worn with a friend, as you'll see next. And or just $31.99, you're halfway there.

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The only hard choice here is, who gets to be the woman and who gets to be the Cat. Whatever you decided to do, you can't go wrong with the most meme-orable Christmas sweaters of the year.

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Oh, you don't have any friends? Well that's no excuse, not when the Woman Yelling At Cat loner sweater exists. You can be both, the whole things, for just $31.99.

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Want to piss off your parents, or maybe get ahead of the jokes coming your way? Well, the Ok Boomer ugly Christmas sweater is a thing of beauty. Not because it's, funny, but because it's cringe. Cringe you can buy for just $29.97.

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We all know it to be true, and just like Epstein, this ornament won't hang itself. So buy a hundred and spread the Epstein Didn't Kill Himself holiday cheer for just $15.97.

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Maybe subtly isn't your thing, maybe you want the whole world to know the truth. That's where the Epstein Didn't Kill Himself holiday sweater comes into play. The holiday work party won't know what hit 'em. Pick it up for just $44.34.

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And last but not least, the Veloci Rapture holiday sweater that will start an argument about how dinos are fake and that science is a liberal conspiracy to control the world. Get it for just $29.99.