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Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

Some family traditions need to be discontinued.

By nootens

Published 5 years ago in Funny

Most family traditions are at least a little weird, but this one is sure to scar anyone for life.

A guy who's about to get married learns that his fiancé's family has a tradition where all the relatives gather outside the bedroom and listen in as the newlyweds consummate their marriage.

Then when the couple finishes and leaves the room, someone cuts a piece off the bed sheets they just had sex on and sews it into a quilt containing pieces of consummation sheets from everyone else in the family going back decades.

This so-called Sex Quilt is one of the more disturbing things to emerge online in recent history, and no one is passing up an opportunity to dunk on this poor man for the unforgettable tradition he's found himself wrapped up in.

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    The guy's wedding situation is already feeling weird (and you can read it in full detail here).

    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    But "Grandma's Sex Quilt" makes things so much worse.

    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    How can you turn down such an honorable tradition?

    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Don't wanna disappoint grandma!

    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    The details of this tradition are really unsettling.

    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    And if he goes through with it, he'll have to participate in the ritual from the other side of the door!

    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Maybe he could do it if the family offered him some money?

    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Or better yet play some epic music to confuse the heck out of the relatives.

    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    "Family Sex Blanket" might even be a good band name.

    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Apparently this was not a totally uncommon thing?

    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    But be careful those relatives aren't filming the ordeal also.

    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Probably best he just ditch her for now. Better luck next time!

    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Some strong Handmaid's Tale vibes here for sure.

    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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    Guy Prepared to Ditch Fiancé after Learning about Her Family "Sex Quilt"

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