If someone has to tell you how smart they are, they're probably dumb, and if someone has to tell you how rich they are, they're probably broke. It stands to reason then, that if someone has to tell you how many cheeks they clap on the regular, they're probably... well you get the idea. That theory doesn't bode well for the people in this gallery, because whether you ask them or not, they're going to let you know one way or another that they just had sex. Hey everyone, this guy f----s!

Most people keep their sex life private, but how will the world know you're a stud if you keep everything to yourself? That's why the people in this gallery posted their success stories everywhere from a car Facebook group to a sock vacation page. Oh, and a random DM at 1 am works too.