Grab the liquor: the shit-specific Mr. Lahey Soundboard is here. Perfect for corralling the residents of Sunnyvale, this super shitty soundboard is full of Lahey’s wisdom — well, so long as it has to do with shit (which, in fairness, it more than you’d expect).

Whether you’re ironically embracing the shit or channeling your inner Lahey, this soundboard’s for you.