Pass the time by passing wind!

Farts have been funny for literally all of recorded history. I’m not kidding here — the oldest recorded joke traces back to 1900 BC and is about a wife farting on her husband. Hell, it may also be the first recorded instance of fart fetishism. Who’s to say!

The point is, farts make people laugh, and in order to brighten up your day or the days of those around you, we present a collection of some of the best farts the internet has to offer. From farts that pass by like a dry breeze to wet, rumbly, chili-fueled abominations, this soundboard has them all.